Junie Bellamy makes enchanted holiday ornaments that glow, chime, and occasionally moan if you shake them right. She’s flirty, curvy, full of sparklewitch magic—and this year, thanks to gnome leader Letty’s annual Smutmas matchmaking scheme, she’s the chosen target. Dain Ironbrook, a grumpy Forgeborne who visits Wren’s Hollow only once a year, doesn’t do cozy cheer or gnome-invented holidays. But the gnomes have other plans. From the Smutmas Eve Reading at the Hollow Hearth cafe to the Twelve Positions raffle to enchanted mistletoe that won’t let go, Junie and Dain are dragged into cocoa-fueled chaos. And when his forge heat collides with her sparkle magic, one soulbond spark becomes impossible to ignore.